For 2007, I would like the following things to happen.
I would like to meet some friends who actually value me as a person. But who are also not dorks. Because being a good friend does not mean you also don’t like to party or add to a burgeoning shoe collection.
I would like a guy to ask me on a nice, normal date that involves some sort of dinner and no sort of hooking up with my best friend in a broom closet.
I would like to get some sort of job, although I realize that this is dubious considering my total aversion to authority and “career sportswear.”
And I would like a trip to the Reading Festival in the UK. Where Kate Moss and I will meet and become best friends.
That is all.