Reasons to forgive Eva for sleeping with Reed:
- you were drunk
- you didn’t mean to hurt me
- you’re painfully insecure about your own value and so you sleep with smart guys to try and affirm your intellect
- you’re actually incredibly sorry
- I look better than you on TV
- You can get me into the YSL Sample Sale
- I love you.
Reasons to forgive Sophia for hooking up with Sebastian:
- Sebastian and I are so not dating
- You both have sub-par taste in music, I mean you listen to Avril on repeat, so you sort of deserve each other
- If you didn’t have a boy to hook up with at Eva’s Christmas party, you would have had to engage in meaningful conversation with someone, and I know that’s tough for you
- You’ve really tried to be a good friend and that’s amazing
- I really love you
- Anyway I know you got me a Chanel clutch for Christmas and that’s awesome
Plus, I’m starting to feel WAY too old for this. New Year of Jenny rule: no more drama.