MySpace Cadet

Dear Evan Rachel Wood,

It was so nice to see you at MisShapes this summer and again in LA last month and you’re right, Running With Scissors, was actually much better than the trailers made it look.

Is it really a fabulous idea to post a photo of you making out with [name redacted to not totally violate your privacy] on the dance floor on your MySpace? I mean really, your MySpace? Don’t you understand there are recently dumped girls like me who get incredibly depressed when we see stuff like this?


I’m calling Sophia and we are going out for major Tasty D-Lite and yes, I know it’s like sub zero degrees out but really. A public display of affection from a minor movie star on MySpace?
Can’t. Even. Deal.


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